*sigh*...oh boy. Up until this point, a new Lauren Philips scene would always get me super excited. A woman like her always seemed like she was built for the industry, especially after I learned that she was a regular sex-party attendee before porn. However, after watching her latest Milf scene, I can't help but feel like her best years are behind her. Not only that, the overall direction of this scene was straight garbage for VMG standards.
RATING: 🟡⚪⚪⚪⚪
The scene starts with Lauren sitting alone at an aquarium. A young man (Parker Ambrose) who's under the impression that he's on a date with her, approaches and starts engaging in small talk about fish. This initial interaction was extremely weird. Lauren's uncanny facial expressions and stilted movements made me assume that she was meant to be some kind of robot. But no, it just happens to be awful acting. After a few minutes another guy (Dwayne Foxxx) who also assumes that he's there to meet Lauren for a date, walks in. Lauren then whimsically concludes that the person they where communicating with online was actually her husband, and that he wants them to have a threesome. These where pretty ridiculous conclusions to make. The plot might not have felt so stupid if it wasn't for Lauren's acting though. And it doesn't get any better either. It only gets worse.
So they start removing her clothes, and my mood doesn't get any better. She has lost her bossy aesthetic, and the total lack of enthusiasm really compounds that. The boys didn't seem too enthused by her either. While sucking them off, Dwayne asks her to put both of their cocks in her mouth. As soon as she does this he moans more loudly than he did when it was only his cock in her mouth, which makes me feel like he was more excited by the opportunity to frot Parker than getting a blowjob from Lauren. And I can't really blame him, because her blowjob skills throughout are extremely lackluster. It looked more like she was teasing them the whole time than actually fucking them with her throat.
The worst part of the scene comes when the boys are laid down and Lauren tit-fucks them. The whole time Lauren is awkwardly dirty-talking while constantly looking off screen at what I can only assume is a script that she's struggling to read. Probably the worst example of third-wall breaking I've seen in a while. At this point I turned off the video, but reluctantly came back later to finish it for reviewing purposes.
Things yet again get worse as they transition into several sex positions, and her frumpyness becomes more obvious. This reflected in her behavior too, because she seemed to be physically tired and unenthusiastic despite getting fucked in the ass. Her ass did look really nice from behind when bent over but this isn't a high bar for any woman to reach. In the end, I'm not sure if it was the directors who told Lauren to act uninterested on purpose or not, but regardless this was her worst scene imo and from now on my preferred redhead mommy is Abigail Morris.
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